I'M AVAILABLE FOR SEX ALL THE TIME BASICALLY. JUST ASSUME THAT I WANT IT ALL THE TIME. SO WHENEVER YOU WANT IT, JUST TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER.
- Inspired by Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm
- A6 luxury greetings card
- Comes with kraft envelope



I'M AVAILABLE FOR SEX ALL THE TIME BASICALLY. JUST ASSUME THAT I WANT IT ALL THE TIME. SO WHENEVER YOU WANT IT, JUST TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER.